I Just Came Up With A Bizzillion Dollar Idea – A Hotel Chain Called “Water Pressure And AC”

Generally I don’t like to share my bazillion dollar ideas with the Stoolies. Metaphorically speaking I don’t like the idea of somebody profiting off my brain for free. But I just couldn’t keep this to myself. What are the 2 biggest problems with hotel rooms? Duh. Horrible water pressure and AC that sucks. You give me those 2 things and I’ll never complain.   The problem is that it’s always a crap shoot. You never know what you’re gonna get at a particular hotel. It doesn’t matter the “quality” of the hotel either. There is no rhyme or reason to it. So somebody should start a hotel chain called “Water Pressure and AC”.  That’s all they do. You may not have a bed, but you’ll have spectacular water pressure and your room will get cold. None of this AC shutting on and off throughout the night. No more letting you only set it to certain temperatures. No more leaky showerheads that you can’t even get the shampoo out of your hair. Nope with “Water Pressure And AC” you know what you’re getting every single time. Who the hell wouldn’t stay there?   It would instantly be the #1 hotel chain in America. I actually hope somebody steals this idea from me because that’s how badly I want a place like this to exist. Admit it. It’s a sensational idea courtesy of my brain.